By Dave Barry
Whilst DAVE BARRY IS at the free, not anyone IS SAFE!
What Dave Barry did for the men's flow in his whole consultant to men and for overseas relatives whilst he did Japan he now does for . . . every little thing in the USA. The rapacious observer of Tupperware women and relaxation notion salesmen sounds off on:
Football—Football is greater than only a online game. it's a power chance to determine a stay individual mendacity at the flooring with a bone protruding of his leg, whereas the fanatics, to teach their appreciation, practice "the wave."
Sailing—There's not anything fairly like getting out at the open sea, the place you could ignore the hassles and concerns of existence on land, and focus on the hassles and concerns of existence at the sea, comparable to dying by way of squid.
Gambling—Off-Track making a bet parlors are the categories of areas the place you by no means see symptoms that say, "Thank You for now not Smoking." the simplest you could wish for is, "Thank You for no longer Spitting items of Your Cigar on My Neck."
"The excellent news: he's humorous as ever. The undesirable information: the publication is barely 304 pages."
—Los Angeles Daily News