By Edward Lee
You've visible Cannibal Holocaust. You've obvious Salo. You've obvious Nekromantik. You ain't noticeable shit! Zombie prostitutes, spiritual rapists, sexy werewolves, demise by way of vomit, and sexual fetishes scraped off the sidewalk. From intercourse prisons to mafia torture chambers, carry on tight simply because you're approximately to go into the perverted and twisted brain of Edward Lee. as soon as you've noticeable what he has to teach you - there's no coming again. mind Cheese Buffet collects 9 of Lee's such a lot wanted stories of violence and physique fluids. that includes the Stoker nominated "Mr. Torso," the mythical gross-out piece "the Dritiphilist," the infamous "The McCrath version SS40-C, sequence S," and 6 extra tales to check your gag reflex.
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He could not say that, because he couldn't believe that anyone else on the surface of the earth could be stricken with such a bizarre and filthy addiction. Barrows, in his curse, felt alone in the world. Until— He'd been hunting for a fresh wad, after work as usual, stalking the most rank warrens of Third and Yesler—the "Bum" district Damn it! came the desperate thought He itched, junkie-like, when he saw the droves of people milling up and down. The Kingdome loomed, reminded him that baseball season was in full swing; the extra pedestrians would make his travail all the more difficult.
Yeah, turning my tricks, keeping 'Rome happy, and getting my fix—that's all there was for me. It was hell, let me tell you. But after I got grubbed, I didn't need the scag anymore, and it finally dawned on me that I didn't need 'Rome, either. All the other grubs working the street got the same gist, and all of a sudden a lot of pimps were winding up in body bags. The pink girls, sure, they're all still in their stables, but their pimps don't fuck with us grubs 'cos they know that if they do. they'll wind up just like 'Rome.
The evac alarms went off immediately. " Stryker bellowed. " Then I activated him again. It was tempting not to stay there and watch awhile—no, the meltdown wouldn't hurt me. but l had the other Grubs to get out. I took one last gander at Stryker: screaming, shitting and pissing himself, blood leaking out his eyes, ears, and mouth, his hair baking off and his crotch smoking. Man, it was sweet. Then I left and closed the door. The reactor cooked-off about a half-hour later, the radiation took out every pinkie in the joint before they could reach safe distance.
Brain Cheese Buffet by Edward Lee